I'm not getting married
I just wanted to clarify that for everyone. The drunk lady and her boyfriend have spent a lot of time trying to convince me that I should get married. Apparently, there is something wrong with being single. They even asked about my background - Are a lot of my relatives single? What does that have to do with anything? Do they think remaining single is a genetic trait?Maybe it's the beer affecting their brains - They offered me one too.
posted by E @12:27 PM