Letters
Dear Waste Management,6:30 AM is not an okay time to start collecting garbage. 7:15 AM is only slightly more acceptable to pick up the recycling.
Dear Super Loud Cell Phone Talking Construction Guy,
This is an office. I am trying to work. I recognize that you are trying to build offices behind me and a big wall to protect Human Resources from my evil presence and that you are apparently having a difficult time with the measurements. However, that does not mean that you need to pace around behind me talking overly loudly into your mobile while exclaiming over how much extra space you have.
Dear Weeds,
I am going to get more ammunition tonight. The reprieve will cease in mere hours. Say your prayers.
Dear X,
I don't have to tell you everything that is going on in my life. You are a peripheral acquaintance. I rarely sit around and think, "Hey, I should tell X I'm doing something. X has a right to know in case X wants to say no. I'll totally do whatever X wants." Doesn't happen. Never will.
Best Regards All,
E
posted by E @7:26 AM