Ciao*
My neighbors somewhere way down the street recently purchased two Vespa-like vehicles. I'm sure they are very excited about driving them. They are so excited that they drive them by my house once every ten minutes from about 5:30 PM to 9 PM every single day. It's like someone starting up a whiny chainsaw outside my house every few minutes. They must be stopped. Would spikes in the road be overkill?*Eddie Izzard has a whole comic routine around Vespas and "Ciao." I *heart* Eddie Izzard.
posted by E @9:45 AM