Monday, January 29, 2007

Sunday Night Television

So last night I watched two delightful hours of Sue Johanssen. Now granted I was flipping channels because sometimes people are just dumb, but the show is endlessly entertaining. Some examples (content must be work friendly - please allow for alternate wording):

-Caller wanted to know what she thought about using Pop Rocks to enhance his/her oral pleasure. Sue was like, What? No. Bad idea.

-Caller wondered if her boyfriend was abnormally large then started giving dimensions. The guy apparently allowed measurement in its relaxed state but then got wise to the idea that she was going to call in to a national television show with these measurements and drew the line at measuring his impressive non-relaxed state.

-The product(s) of the night were lubes - specifically the differences between them and what you'd use them for. This was a good segment I'm sure for people in the market and it's not significant in its content so much as significant in the special guest who was a "S Toy Researcher". Rather than watching the blah, blah, blah about silicone vs. oil vs. water based debate, my mind turned to the interview for his job. Can you imagine the topics that come up in that discussion? None of these topics are work appropriate sadly.

-My favorite parts of the show are when someone asks a question about something and she simply reaches under her desk and pulls out the prop she needs. I'd love to see the inventory under there.