Church = Bad
When my parents were here a few weeks ago, my mom decided we must all go to church. I suggested the LDS church since it's so close, she wasn't amused. Anyway, my dad and I went along to keep her happy. All seemed fine. Then yesterday, a random stranger came up and said she'd seen me in church and was I single? What the hell? Who does this? You do not walk up to total strangers and ask them about their personal lives.She apparently wants me to date her son. Lovely. I remained noncommittal without being rude and quickly extricated myself from the situation.
posted by E @9:20 PM