Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Letters

Dear Weather,

Please stop.

Yours,

E

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Dear Neighbors,

Enough with the gifts already. I'm from the city; we're mean to our neighbors. I promise I'll try to get you all New Year's gifts.

Regards,

Person Who's Never Met You
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Dear Carolers,

We wish you Merry Christmas too. You scared my dog.

Bah Humbug,

E