Like I asked for this
All morning, people on this floor have been giving me nasty looks as if I actually wanted to move here. Some suggestions for the sign I am contemplating posting expressing my true feelings about the move are welcome. Most ideas are currently unprintable and would constitute a hostile work environment.In other news, I recommend not getting a Lexus. They are deceptively fast and you'll spend a lot on speeding tickets if you drive one. Not that this would be a huge problem for you if you had enough to buy a Lexus in the first place.
In still other news, the penguins have proliferated at the International School of Minnesota. It's a penguin extravaganza for Will Steger's highly anticipated visit.
posted by E @1:16 PM