Holy Nightmare
So there I was happily swimming along yesterday. Swimming up the lane I was watching tot time where all the babies get to play in the little pool with their parents. Sadly, on my trip back there's usually not much to see until I looked up once and saw a middle-aged man wearing what appeared to be his nice white underwear. I thought maybe I was just seeing things wrong - goggles with water on them and catching a glimpse while swimming not being exactly conducive to perfect vision. As I got closer, I realized I was right. While puzzling why someone would not use a swimming suit at a public pool, I kept swimming. On my way back from the next lap, horror of horrors, the man turned on the shower located in the pool area. Wet t-shirt contests have nothing on this guy. So sick.
posted by E @9:00 AM