Thursday, June 15, 2006

More Letters

Dear Twins,

Thank you.

Love,
E

Dear Idiot Who Decided to Drive As Slowly As Possible So You Could Make the Left Turn Arrow But Not Me,

I really, really, really hate you. A lot. Perhaps you noticed that when, after sitting through another cycle of lights, I passed your ass before I got stuck behind you all the way home. Wow do I hate you.

Not Amusedly,
E

Dear Train Maintenance People,

Do you think it might be possible to not have maintenance in the tunnel for the twenty minutes the Twins trains are coming through? I'm all for repairs but sitting around for 20 minutes when it's almost midnight and I have to be at work at 7 is not fun.

Regards,
E