Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Letters of October

Dear Johan,

You are the best! I'm sorry your team sucked.

Love,

E


Dear Twins Offense,

Stop sucking. This swinging at the first pitch has to stop.

Pleadingly,

E

Dear Twins Ushers,

It would help if you'd open the windy doors so people can more quickly exit the stadium. Just a hint.

Regards,

E

Dear Ticket Assigning Computer,

Thanks for getting me seats on the aisle in a section that leads directly out the stadium door into the exact side of the Dome I need to be on. I was at home (HOME! 40 miles away!) before half the people waiting for the train even got on.

Thanks again,

E

posted by E @8:24 AM