Freaks on a Plane
You know I've flown all over the world but somehow this weekend, I managed to fly with some real freaks. On the way out I got an aisle seat, but lucky me, I was sitting next to the unaccompanied minors on the flight. One of them had a severe inability to sit still and shut up for the flight but E survived. The best part of the flight was when I looked over and saw that the guy sitting across the aisle was reading A Parent's Guide to Preventing Homosexuality. I had just turned my phone off or I would have snapped a picture. I totally want to go out and find this book. I bet they carry it at the Deseret Bookstores.My flight last night involved the "friendliest" couple ever. I'm extremely anti-PDA anyway but this was ridiculous. It's a three hour flight. Can you not keep your hands off of each other? So I had the luck of drawing the window seat with these two next to me. In addition to tickling each other and generally doing annoying things, I was watching his hand and I have to say that if anybody was doing that to me with some stranger sitting right next to me, they'd be nursing a broken arm. If you're on a two seat row, some of this would have been okay, but I was really uncomfortable and unhappy with this all. Grow up.
posted by E @6:02 PM