Sex Toys R Us
This weekend I was invited to a Passion Party. As I clearly had nothing better to do and my mother is constantly telling me I need to be social, I headed out to peruse vibrators and edible lotions with a bunch of strangers. The sales part was interesting and I learned more about some of the coworkers sex lives than I ever really needed to know.After pretty much everybody left, I stayed around to help empty J's liquor cabinet. I'm all about the alcohol. We sat around getting drunk for hours. While the remaining people kept getting angry phone calls and texts from their husbands/boyfriends, I simply remarked that Gracie does not know how to use the phone and reveled in my single status. All in all the weekend simply reminded me that I need to get drunk more often.
posted by E @3:41 PM