The Return of the Evil Cows
Normally, the pasture behind my house contains a pair of horses and a pair of mules. Sunday morning, I went outside and discovered the pasture had been invaded by hundreds of pregnant, evil cows. Damn calving season. My neighbor's dog was highly suspicious of them too. Today he was propped on the fence watching every move they made.The invasion of cows was also disturbing because I planned a very nice several hours sitting on my deck to read a book or two and the damn cows were quite loud. That said, how many people in Minnesota could sit outside on their deck for hours in early March and have to go inside because they got too hot?
posted by E @7:08 PM