North Dakota - Just Say No
North Dakota is a miserable, evil state. I think it enjoys doing things to its roads to make things difficult. I've decided that this evil doing is being led by that malicious cow, Salem Sue. Oh yes. Clearly the cow is still upset that we tried to tip her.She made it snow only in a 10 mile radius of her hill. Snow so badly that I couldn't see a damn thing which caused a delay. 17 hours in a damn car - I don't want any freaking delays.
On the way back, she decided that the 10 mile radius was not enough and made the entire freeway from Fargo to Dickinson snow covered, wind blown and icy. 50 miles an hour across the entire state.
Why can't the northern Dakota be more like its neighbor to the south? Its roads are pleasant and even when snowy, not icy.
posted by E @10:56 PM