Best Valentine's Package EVER
As you probably don't know, I work for a travel website analyzing and reviewing hotel deals. Today I came upon the greatest thing ever..."Stupid Cupid" Anti-Valentine's Day Package
Just say "No" to Valentine's Day hype and rhetoric and celebrate alone time at the Denver Airport Marriott.
Valentine's Day hoopla getting you down? Need a respite from romantic couples and overcrowded restaurants and bars? Had enough of the Valentine's Day meat market?
The Denver Airport Marriott invites you to avoid "schmoopys","cupcakes", "wuvy wuvs" and nonsensical Cupids on Valentine's Day and join us on our Stupid Cupid package.
Our Stupid Cupid package includes:
• Cookie amenity delivered to your room
• A "Split" of wine
• "Turndown" service
• Complimentary local calls
• A premium movie of your choice
I'm tempted to go just because this hotel's marketing person is clearly awesome and I want them to succeed. Other anti-valentine's packages haven't been quite so overt in their opposition to the holiday so they aren't as cool.
posted by E @10:35 PM