Random Thoughts
- Do you ever wonder about the elite media pundits who talk politics and claim to know what middle America or the average Joe wants? They live in Washington or Manhattan, rarely leaving except to head to somewhere like Los Angeles, and yet, they dissect who and what the people of flyover country are and what they want. I hate it when these people speak for me and act as if we are all one group of stupid idiots whose only purpose in life is to shop at Walmart (the horror!) and eat at McDonald's.- I wonder how people brush the very back part of their mouth without getting toothpaste all over their hand. This is a trick I cannot master.
- How much destruction is too much? George is still alive even though he completely destroyed the inside of my parents' brand new car. Apparently, he caused thousands of dollars worth of damage, as well as tearing his wound open again and bleeding all over everything. I surprised my dad exercised the restraint to not shoot "that damn dog". Note: They'd leave George at home, but since his surgery it's been tough to leave him home alone for too long. He has some issues.
- My mom called me the other day to tell me that she doesn't think George can go to his kennel anymore - it's called the Four Legged Lodge.
- Wow, Joe Biden is an idiot.
- Anyone seen the commercial for the show More to Love? These are "real" women because they are plus sized. Does that make me fake?
posted by E @1:28 AM