My Brother the Idiot
My brother does not have a car. Well, actually he has a car, it just doesn't run. It's been parked at his house for months now while he either takes advantage of his ex-girlfriend's four month stay in the hospital to use her car or while he rides his bike and the bus.My dad told me the fun story about A's date the other night. The date didn't know that my brother is broke and irresponsible regarding money issues and thus does not have a car. He was desperately trying to borrow a car so he could hide this from the girl. Sadly, my guess is his ex lent him her car again. Though I think it would be great to pick the girl up on his bicycle like they were 12 or take her on the bus. A bus date would be awesome!
Anyway, today my brother left his bike on the bus. Way to lose your only form of personal transportation, dumbass!
posted by E @10:20 PM