The Poor Dog and the Stupid Dog
My mother took George to the groomer the other day for a trim. She returned to find him completely shaved. His entire top coat is gone and my dad says that in the sunlight you can see the pink of his skin. What kind of idiot would do that to a dog? And more, what idiot would do that in October? My parents started digging out sweaters and stuff he wears during hunting season but you know how those are held in place? With the front legs. George doesn't have two legs in front. My dad is still raging three days later. The night he first saw George he didn't sleep, he was so upset. Evil, evil groomer.Yesterday was quite miserable here. I didn't want to go outside so I let Gracie out intending to watch her from the window. Not 20 seconds after closing the door, we had total white out conditions. I couldn't see a thing. So I went and dragged a coat out and ran down the steps to see my idiot dog digging her way under the fence. Much as I love her, she's on her own if she runs away during a blizzard. Stupid dog.
posted by E @1:35 AM