Thank You
Dear Highway Patrol,I'd like to apologize for my previous post. Clearly, you are awesome individuals whom I should appreciate more. I debated whether to retract my previous post, but decided I'm still bitter about the whole warning thing. Still, to the officer who very nicely changed my tire because my roadside assistance doesn't understand the 24 hour part of their service and it was pitch black and I was in the middle of nowhere, I say you are not paid enough. Thank you.
Sincerely,
E
Dear Hormel,
It's always been a dream of mine to be in a lucky seat. I'd like to thank you for giving me that opportunity.
Great for lunch, great for dinner
Yes, I was a wiener winner
in the Hormel Row of Fame!
Regards,
E
posted by E @6:45 PM