Dry College Towns
I have nothing against towns that choose not to allow alcohol purchases, but who on earth would decide to go to college in a town like that? And why would they make such a beautiful place without any liquor? This is the same town that has 10 bible book stores but only 2 small "normal" bookstores and one that doesn't open their malls on Sunday. This is one seriously messed up town. Pretty, but messed up.The Mormons sure picked some nice country to settle in and screw with some of the best parts of life - liquor, shopping and sex. Maybe I should be a bit nicer to the LDS crew, but seriously they have some major issues with non-LDS people and all they want to do is convert others. I have three words for them: Mountain Meadows Massacre. All right, I refuse to make this a rant on LDS missionaries, so I wish you all a nice Memorial Day.
Oh the Twins are on tomorrow. So if you go to the game, you must force the Twins to win because a blow out while listening to the Hawk is more than I can take.
posted by E @10:35 AM