A Bed! A Bed! My Kingdom for a Bed!
This weekend the Mormons celebrated their arrival in the Salt Lake Valley. How exciting. On the positive side, they did have an excellent barbeque on Saturday. The town also has a ranch rodeo featuring everyone's favorite events - ladies goat milking and wild cow milking. It's worth the price of admission just to see those. Sadly, no wild horse race. The enterprising bovine who escaped under the pen during the cutting event was also amusing. Lots of cowboys and no one has a rope?I have been informed that a truck containing things like a bed and a chair is currently parked in my driveway. Sadly, the people who are set to remove these things have not arrived. Damn Utah. Nothing good ever comes of anything involving that miserable place.
posted by E @12:12 PM